Sarah "Booger" BugraEdit
Cliff’s father was a traveling merchant with a small home in Oldenburg. While traveling, he came across a woman who was separated from her cannibal tribe. He brought her home and cared for her, trying to make her a domestic wife. But her wild heart could not be tamed, and she left soon after Cliff was born. Cliff’s father never recovered, becoming a degenerate alcoholic. Cliff grew up on the streets and was saved from his life as a street thug by the Jet Pack Cops.
A slick, athletic, handsome young man from Russett. Rocky is a champion knife-thrower.
Vermilion "Frankie" HuangseEdit
Vermilion, known to everyone as "Frankie", grew up in a rich family in Leslie from the upper 'Chrome' caste. She is friendly and upbeat, but takes her job very seriously. She gave Sarah Bugra (a member of the lower 'Bland' caste) the nickname ‘Booger.’
Jean Jettpac IIIEdit
Was Chief of the Jet Pack Cops before David Verney.
A simple farmboy from Bandolier. Burt is kind and friendly.
Tepa co-hosts the segment Tech Talk/OldenWays.
Rose was a Jet Pack Cop born in the village of Leslie. She was engaged to marry Cliff Danger when she was killed in a train explosion caused by a bomb set by Alistair Crooke.
Born in the village of Eastden, outside The Accord. Mutants surprise-attacked his family, killing all but Rook. Rook traveled alone across the Great Mountains and found shelter with the Jet Pack Cops.
From The Bonepatch. She’s a strong and capable veteran. Very cheeful and calm.
The Chief (David Verney)Edit
David Verney was a Jet Pack Cop for 20 years until he was raised to the position of Chief. He answers directly to The Council of Elders. He often finds himself in conflict with Brother Mathias or Hannah Hawk because of tensions within The Accord.
Does the Human Repair call-in show.
A cargo robot from before The End. Left dormant for 100 years, XT was activated by the first Jet Pack Cops. She has developed an intense interest in human psychology.
Horrace co-hosts the segment Tech Talk/OldenWays.
Raised and educated in Oldenburg, Horrace is whip smart, but maybe not as smart as he thinks. He knows a little bit about ancient technology.
"Cooky" Bernie owns his own trading shop, Cooky Bernie's Come & Trade. He is a gregarious, though manipulative, merchant.
The lead scientist at Toyco's Child Research and Funtime Labour Camp.
Hannah has tried several times to distribute a newspaper throughout The Accord, but geography, apathy and government resistance have always stopped her. The reconstruction of the radio transmitter allows Hannah the opportunity to revive the long dead tradition of investigative journalism. Hannah is deeply suspicious of both The Council of Elders and the Jet Pack Cops.
An excitable commentator of stashball games.
One of The Accord's two practicing lawyers. He has folksy wisdom and a silver tongue. He is a sleeper agent for New Darwin City.
A very old man who saw the broadcast tower fall in a storm 60 years ago. Very grumpy and ready to die.
Lisa “The Wozz” WazzleapchekEdit
A serious stashball journalist and The Accord's official stashball referee.
Savvy businessperson who owns a series of salons which offer Dirtsight, the practice of telling the future by digging a hole and examining it.
W. W. BushmanEdit
W. W., or "Double-double-U" is a wealthy grain merchant and the mayor of Bandolier.
A citizen who calls in to Human Repair to complain about their life as a pony-brusher.
A plainspoken common man who often calls in to XT-3000’s radio show.
A beautiful sociopath. She won the 331 End Day Survivor Pageant. She is dating XT-3000.
Oleg is the president and CEO of the Tar Corporation.
Chip Sliggins is the bar tender at the Bonepatch World-Class Spa and Resort.
Sally "Lady" GrisEdit
Does Winterbody's Wasteland Wisdom segment.
Dick Winterbody is a resident of the truly horrible settlement in The Bonepatch. He prides himself on being able to survive anything, dismissing all luxury as ‘a waste of calories.’
A prominent resident of the Beuajeuxlais side of Dustown.
Does the Folklore with Billie segments.
A native of Dustown on the Beaujeuxlais side.
The daughter of Jet Pack Cop Clemence Fiddledown.
A traveling musician, who knows many folk songs.
The orphaned daughter of Officer Clemence Fiddledown.
An official Dustown hillbilly.
Hillbilly#2/Jilly Joe ChongEdit
A casual Dustown hillbilly.
A Dustown citizen from the Daniels' side of Centrefence.
Leslie Pigment Factory RobotEdit
A pigment stirring robot down in the tunnels beneath the Leslie Pigment Factory.
A young and noble Abnorm living in Mutantown.
Does the Abnormal Devotional segment.
An ordinary Abnorm.
Another ordinary Abnorm.
An innocent Abnorm who was going to be burned alive in order to end a Darkstorm.
Brother Mathias’s rebellious Abnorm daughter.
A graphic designer and dodger of the Stashball Draft.
A local boulder-mover. Not a welder.
Doctor Azulo is the dictator of New Darwin City as well as the mastermind behind its way of life.
New Darwin City has many robots under its control.
A clandestine agent within The Accord who planted a bomb on the Only Train for Alistair Crooke. The bomb which eventually killed Officer Rose Slate.
Outside The AccordEdit
The nominal leader of all of the cannibal tribes.
Smooth talkin’ person who reads ad copy.
Sings terrible ad jingles.
A citizen of The Accord who calls into XT-3000s show Human Repair for help with their chewing addiction.
CHEWSTIX! Testosterone DudeEdit
The extreme, high-octane spokesperson for CHEWSTIX!.
A crazy hermit who lives alone in the wastes and may have fallen in love with himself.
Danny, Dusty and LaylaEdit
Culinary processors at Aunty Bulma's Clockround Eatery.
Suburban parents used in Toyco commercials.
The official spokesperson of Feldman's Chewin' Root.
Gangster#1 and Gangster#2Edit
Members of the Black Wind Gang.
A creepy little kid who makes they're own dolls out of dried gourds.
Grim Reaper/Victor BarbeauxEdit
Grunt and ShriekEdit
The CHEWSTIX! testosterone dude's two companions. They appear in CHEWSTIX! ads.
The official singer for UR-EEN flavoured drinking crystals.
A snooty butler featured in the Sticky Cricket Drinking Sauce commercials.
Kids who talk on commercials.
A spokesperson for high end products like Dogheart Dogcarts.
A person who climbs mountains without the aid of Captain Schmelli's Good Time Bear Spray.